2009 NPA Sauvignon Blanc

Amazing Funky Stank Juice

2009 NPA Sauvignon Blanc

Those words in the title, if you didn’t realize, are meant with love. Sometimes descriptors in wine reviews seem off-putting at first, but what I mean by funky stank juice is as high a complement as that could possibly be.

The NPA, or Natural Process Alliance, is a Santa Rosa-based winery that focuses on “thinking downstream.” They try to do as little to the wine as possible, and upset the natural process of the winemaking as little as possible. So this sauvignon blanc, which is (among other things) unfiltered, comes off as very, very different from what you’re used to.

But damn if these vine-hugging hippies haven’t figured something out. This juice is legit.

The very first thing you’ll notice, assuming you pour your NPA Sauv Blanc for yourself (or see someone do so), is the container. No glass, no box; the NPA houses all their wine in 750ml stainless steel Klean Kanteen bottles. Next, the wine looks very different from your usual sauv blanc: it’s cloudy, and a yellow-green in color.

When I first sniffed this wine, I had to back up off of it and set my cup down, if you know what I mean.1 The nose is a mélange of the most amazing ripe citrus and tropical fruits: melon, pineapple, nectarine, and passion fruit. It’s really quite something. You could bottle this scent and sell it at Tommy Bahama for, like, a grip of cash.

The NPA Sauv Blanc is full-bodied, which I don’t find often in this usually-lighter variety. On the palate you pick up notes of peach, grass, and nectarine. The wine’s alcohol content is low for California (12.8%), and it’s refreshing in a way not unlike Kern’s fruit nectars are.

NPA wine is extremely hard to get ahold of right now, but you can check out their website to see what your chances are of getting ahold of this funky stank juice.

I recommend you do.

Verdict: A-

(photo: Courtesy Flickr user linecook / CC BY-NC)

Footnotes

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  • http://www.thewineingwoman.com/ Amanda Maynard

    I so want to try their stuff. It sounds like such an experience. And they have a freaking tap in their tasting room! Awesome.

  • http://blog.wine-accessorized.com/ Joshua S. Sweeney

    I am so ridiculously intrigued by this wine company right now. That sounds like one hell of a hippie wine. Thanks so much for sharing this guy!

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  • http://vinegeek.com Jim Wilkerson

    If you're going to quote Gin & Juice, I've got to be sure you've heard The Gourds cover before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHKTbSuuOGM&feat

  • http://notesfromthecellar.com Steve Paulo

    I have definitely heard this, in fact whenever I think of the song I hear their version in my head. Thanks for posting this for others to enjoy, Jim!

  • Eric Bolen

    I love your descriptors. Good work. You nailed it.

  • Hardy

    Joshua- Thanks! Kevin Kelley (winemaker) keeps a stash of Slayer CD's around when the hippie vibe at The NPA gets too thick!

    For more info- you can check out http://www.thenpa.tv

  • Hardy

    Thanks Amanda! Not just a tap – 6! Ahh yeah!

    When are you coming out West?!

  • http://www.thewineingwoman.com/ Amanda Maynard

    If you'll be at WBC, I'll be there. I'd love to get out to Cali but it probably won't happen until sometime next year. The NPA will definitely be a stop, though.

  • Hardy

    I'll be at WBC for sure! Looking forward to seeing you! Now if the WBC was only within 100mi of the winery….

  • http://www.thewineingwoman.com/ Amanda Maynard

    I so want to try their stuff. It sounds like such an experience. And they have a freaking tap in their tasting room! Awesome.

  • http://blog.wine-accessorized.com/ Joshua S. Sweeney

    I am so ridiculously intrigued by this wine company right now. That sounds like one hell of a hippie wine. Thanks so much for sharing this guy!

  • http://vinegeek.com Jim Wilkerson

    If you're going to quote Gin & Juice, I've got to be sure you've heard The Gourds cover before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHKTbSuuOGM&feat

  • http://notesfromthecellar.com Steve Paulo

    I have definitely heard this, in fact whenever I think of the song I hear their version in my head. Thanks for posting this for others to enjoy, Jim!

  • Eric Bolen

    I love your descriptors. Good work. You nailed it.

  • Hardy

    Joshua- Thanks! Kevin Kelley (winemaker) keeps a stash of Slayer CD's around when the hippie vibe at The NPA gets too thick!

    For more info- you can check out http://www.thenpa.tv

  • Hardy

    Thanks Amanda! Not just a tap – 6! Ahh yeah!

    When are you coming out West?!

  • http://www.thewineingwoman.com/ Amanda Maynard

    If you'll be at WBC, I'll be there. I'd love to get out to Cali but it probably won't happen until sometime next year. The NPA will definitely be a stop, though.

  • Hardy

    I'll be at WBC for sure! Looking forward to seeing you! Now if the WBC was only within 100mi of the winery….

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