Welcome to the East Bay

Mt. Diablo, as seen from Walnut Creek, CA

OK folks, time for a geography lesson. A quick one, I promise.

The San Francisco Bay Area centers around two bodies of water, is made up of four regions, comprised of a total of nine counties. The San Francisco Bay is the southern body of water, and the San Pablo Bay is the northern. The nine counties of the Bay Area are Sonoma, Marin, Napa, and Solano (the North Bay), San Francisco and San Mateo (the Peninsula), Santa Clara (the South Bay), and Contra Costa and Alameda (the East Bay).

We’re focusing on those last two counties.

Full disclosure: I’m from here. Raised in Dublin, San Ramon, and Danville, three suburban bedroom communities along the 680 corridor, and finding myself a resident of Walnut Creek, where 680 and Highway 24 meet, for the last six years or so. My family’s from here, too, having been among the first Irish immigrants to settle the area (and found the city of Dublin).

And, most importantly for our purposes here, they make wine in the East Bay.

The East Bay is entirely contained within the San Francisco Bay AVA, which is itself part of the massive Central Coast AVA. A portion of Alameda County, south of Interstate 580 between Interstate 680 and the Altamont Pass is the Livermore Valley AVA, which I’ve written about pretty extensively here, and is by far the most renowned grapegrowing and winemaking region within the East Bay.

But they’re doing it elsewhere, too.

Viano Vineyards in Martinez, Contra Costa County, makes Zinfandel from 120 year old vines, among many other varieties that just aren’t as common in California, like French Colombard. They also make a Zinfandel port from vines at least 70 years old.

Bloomfield Vineyards in Brentwood, Contra Costa County, doesn’t have ancient vines like Viano, but they do make a Chardonnay/Viognier blend called Devil’s Daughter, from vines in the shadow of majestic Mt. Diablo.

Castro Valley, Alameda County’s Chouinard Vineyards makes, among more traditional wines, an Alicate Bouschet.

Why am I telling you all this? Because Notes From The Cellar, while continuing to be an outlet for my desire–nay, need–to tell you what I think about whatever I drink, is going to take a special notice of East Bay wine and wineries. Why? First, because I love this place, and second, because no one else is paying much attention.

Sure, Concannon and Wente will get some play here and there, as will a few other Livermore Valley wineries–and it’s deserved, and I won’t be ignoring the area–but the Mt. Diablo foothills, the Sunol Valley, and other areas of the East Bay are also producing quality, inexpensive, tasty wine. And you’ll hear about them, right here, in the weeks to come.

Welcome to the East Bay.

Map of the East Bay

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Don’t Be Scared Of That Wine List

I’m no sommelier. I’ve never worked in a restaurant. I have, however, eaten at some nice ones. I’ve also eaten at not-so-nice ones.

Even Applebee’s and Chili’s and Outback Steakhouse offer wine. So even if you aren’t out for a real nice meal, you may be presented with a wine list. Sometimes as a separate menu, other times simply as a section of the restaurant’s larger menu.

Recent conversations have led me to understand that some people, well, find this intimidating. The topic of what to pair with what you’re eating is combined with two factors: unfamiliarity and cost.

You’re not going to be familiar with every wine on any restaurant’s wine list. So it becomes more important to be familiar with regions and varieties that you like. This only comes with experience, I can’t really help you there. But here are some tips I’ve used in the past.

Picking Wine By The Price

Especially by the glass, wine in restaurants is expensive. It just is, that’s not going to change. A restaurant will pay for a bottle of wine with 1-2 glasses from it. They can then serve 3-4 glasses of pure profit. This isn’t a rant, though, so let’s leave that for another time.

Most restaurants will offer a House White and a House Red, the cheapest wines by the glass on the menu. Don’t buy them.

My recommendation, as odd as it may sound, is to order the glass that is two more expensive than the house wine. So if you’re not too concerned about variety, but know you want a red, find the House Red, then the wine next on an ascending list of cost, then the one after that. Order that wine.

Why? This is just conjecture based on experience, but it has always seemed to me that the bigger markups are on the less expensive wines by the glass. The same rule may not work for wines by the bottle (and certainly doesn’t at the top end: that bottle of 30-year-old first growth Bordeaux didn’t cost the restaurant close to $3000) but by the glass this tends to work. You end up with a better “bang for your buck” situation without buying a top-end glass of wine.

Of course, the real way to get what you want from a restaurant’s wine list?

Don’t Be Afraid To Ask

This is really true only in better restaurants, but ask if they have a sommelier on staff. If you’re paying over $30 for a steak, they ought to. These guys (and gals) are awesome, and their purpose in the restaurant includes helping customers like you. Let them know what you’ve ordered (or intend to order), what you’ve liked in the past, what you’re in the mood for. They know their wine list, and they know how to help.

When I suggested this to a friend, she seemed shocked at the idea that this is even a possibility. But it is, and if people don’t know about this, they should.

Ask. Sommeliers are there to help. Take their recommendation, but if what they bring you isn’t to your liking, don’t keep it. I’m not suggesting you be an indecisive prick changing your mind or sending back wine over and over, I’m just suggesting you ask for help and drink it if you like it.

Can any current or former waiters or sommeliers chime in? Am I crazy? Let me know.

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The Top 10 Movie Quotes About Wine

I debated calling this article “The Greatest Wine Moments In Movie History, or, The Greatest Movie Moments In Wine History,” but then I thought, “that is an awful title for a blog post.”

So here, in no particular order, are my top ten movie quotes about wine. Not surprisingly (to me, at least) there are not ten different movies represented. But then, I don’t believe that this topic has been the subject of enough silver screentime anyhow.

Some of these quotes include naughty language. Avert thine eyes if this is not acceptable to you.

Onward.

Maya, Sideways (2004)

I love how wine continues to evolve, how every time I open a bottle it’s going to taste different than if I had opened it on any other day. Because a bottle of wine is actually alive — it’s constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks — like your ’61 — and begins its steady, inevitable decline. And it tastes so fucking good.

Gustavo, Bottle Shock (2008)

You people. You think you can just buy your way into this. Take a few lessons. Grow some grapes. Make some good wine. You cannot do it that way. … You have to have it in your blood. You have to grow up with the soil underneath your nails, and the smell of the grape in the air that you breathe. The cultivation of the vine is an art form. The refinement of its juice is a religion that requires pain and desire and sacrifice.

Luc, French Kiss (1995)

Never touch my vine.

Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs (1991)

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Maggie and Oliver, Year of the Comet (1992)

Maggie: But it could be vinegar! I mean, old wine often turns to vinegar.

Oliver: Well then, we either have a wonderful glass of wine, or a really expensive salad.

James Bond, Goldfinger (1964)

My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done, such as drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

Vizzini, The Princess Bride (1987)

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me…

Benjamin Kane, Wayne’s World (1992)

Oh, actually all champagne is French, it’s named after the region. Otherwise it’s sparkling white wine. Americans of course don’t recognize the convention so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white champagne, even though by definition they’re not.

Gustavo, Bottle Shock (2008)

It’s not from Napa. I can’t tell you whether it’s a merlot or cabernet. … I can’t say because it’s a 1947 Cheval Blanc. About half merlot, half cabernet franc.

Miles, Sideways (2004)

If anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!

And a bonus quote, this time from television:

Basil Fawlty, “Fawlty Towers”

I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.

Have any favorites I missed? Let me know!

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